Today, everything changes

Especially your tolerance for paying List Price

Hi sudonim, 

Welcome to the warm embrace of Woot, the first, best, and most hygienic daily deal site! Sit still a minute because you need to know this stuff: 

Pay attention to the delivery estimate when choosing your shipping method for your orders. Pay attention, also, to the literal meaning of the word “estimate”.

Once an item ships out, you can access your tracking data by going to account.woot.com and clicking on the order number. If you have a problem receiving your order, or you receive the wrong item, contact service@woot.com.

If you receive your item and it doesn’t work, contact the manufacturer first. They made the junk. Let them deal with it. If they turn out to be total tools, contact service@woot.com and we’ll grudgingly provide some further assistance.

If you receive your item and decide you don’t like it, hold a garage sale or pawn it off on one of your so-called friends. We don’t want it, either.

That goes for Woot.com and all of the sites in the Woot family. You’re now a member of all eight of our sites, which you can get to know at the FAQs below: 

Woot: www.woot.com/faq 

Wine.Woot: wine.woot.com/faq 

Shirt.Woot: shirt.woot.com/faq 

Sellout.Woot: sellout.woot.com/faq 

Kids.Woot: kids.woot.com/faq 

Home.Woot: home.woot.com/faq 

Sport.Woot: sport.woot.com/faq 

Deals.Woot: deals.woot.com/faq 

Local.Woot: local.woot.com/faq 

Bear with us a moment more and we can all get on with our lives. If you email service@woot.com, make sure you include your order number and/or username. We’d hate to have to track you down through other, less savory means. And you’ll be upset, and we’ll be upset, and we’ll each say things we don’t mean, and even though we’ll eventually work it all out, things will never be the same between us again. 

Last but certainly not least, happy wooting! 

Woot Member Services

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